This is Chelsea, she is one of two brand spankin’ new additions to the Clothing Xchange staff.
Be nice to her…
Hmm.
Actually, she needs a little initiation of sorts. So leave your clothes all over the Dressing Room floors for her to pick up! (ok, PLEASE DON’T!)
Chelsea is turning 21 in just a day and I thought I would interview her and see where she is, in the game of life.
THE INTERVIEW
CX- So, uh, Chelsea… If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why? Make it a good one or you might lose your job over it, ok?
Chelsea- I would definitely be a Gorilla, because there’s nothing hotter than a female banging her chest and screaming. Look how far it’s gotten Snooki from Jersey Shore!
Good point, Chelsea.
CX- If you could go back in time, what would you do?
Chelsea- Burn my bra, and protest for women’s rights and warn the nation of George W. Bush.
CX- Haha, that’s great.
CX- Describe yourself in three ridiculously awesome words?
Chelsea-
1. Hungry
2.Steamy
3. A**H***
CX- well, alright.
CX- What are your 5 favorite songs at the moment? I’m personally hoping that one will be a Prince song and the other one will be “Boot Scootin’ Boogie”?
Chelsea- Oh my, you already know me. I’m totally guilty of liking Brooks N Dunn, and I’ve been known to dance on the bar to Purple Rain. Some others are:
Supertramp– “Goodbye Stranger”
Brandi Carlile - “The Story”
Metric- “Sick Muse”
Jason DeRulo - “Whatchya Say”
I Just Can’t Help It!
Pretty Intense Mix
CX- Alright, enough of the small talk!!! Who can you not stand to work with here at CX?!
Chelsea- I can’t stand Andrew. He does most of the cleaning, makes me laugh too hard, and shares his food. HE SUCKS.
I mean seriously. Look at him, menacingly staring at us. He’s a monster.
CX- On a more serious note, I hear you are turning 21? I have an idea how you MIGHT be spending it, but why don’t you go ahead and tell the world what you’re doing?
Chelsea- Well I love food, so I’ve crafted the perfect menu for my special day:
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
Midnight Snack
CX- All I have to say is…
This picture speaks for itself.
CX- Alright one last question. What are your plans for the next year?
Chelsea- Begin to legally cut hair, get out of debt, start a graphic novel, and maybe shave my legs.
CX- Well, it looks like you are going to have a hefty 2010 on your hands! Have fun with that!
The End.
So now that you know a little more about Chelsea, come visit us in the store and tell us a little about YOURself. We enjoy your company!
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